How That Couple Across the Hall Celebrates Halloween

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armchaircomedian
Oct 21, 2021 2:30 PM EDT

The solstice is nigh and our holiest day approaches. Already my legion of crows are preparing the great fire which will open the temporary portal to the Underworld that my sisters and I shall enter in just two weeks on All Hallow's Eve. My lovely neighbors across the hall, Charlotte and Mark, have been preparing too...or I think they have, anyway. All of their traditions are so strange. On Valentine's day, they were out drinking champagne of all things, at a restaurant of all places! And for Halloween, their preparations are equally eclectic. For example…

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    Maiming Innocent Pumpkins

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    Answering the Door for Children

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    Dressing Up

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    Decorating

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    Going to Parties

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    Watching Scary Movies

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